I always had a thing for this guy: He can get really small, has a helmet that allows him to converse with and hang-out with bugs, especially ants, AND is a gingerman!!! What more could you want in a boyfriend? Oh I know, he could be regularly held captive in your super-secret lab where you do truly devious thing to him and his blond musclebuddy every weekend, like turn them into giant penises for say a few days so you can bathe in their copious cosmic man-spunk...I hear superhero spooge is good for your skin.
Enjoy kids...
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